Hank Howard thought he’d seen it all—until Mary Janacek came along. Big Caligula’s Pizza’s star delivery driver has a perfect track record: always on time, pizzas piping hot, and glowing customer reviews. Too perfect, if you ask Hank. There’s something… off.
Determined to expose the truth, Hank sets up a stakeout for her next delivery. When she’s a no-show, he’s ready to watch her perfect record crumble. But just as the clock strikes zero—BOOM!—Mary arrives in a blur. Pizzas in hand, smile on her face. Hank’s jaw hits the floor. One moment she wasn’t there; the next, she’s standing at the front door, like she teleported straight out of thin air.
That’s when it clicks. Mary Janacek isn’t just a delivery driver—she’s superhuman. But what’s her game? As Hank digs deeper, he uncovers a shadowy web of murder, deception, and a conspiracy so twisted it begins with blood raining from the sky and ends with… well, let’s just say someone’s getting an ice pick shoved where the sun don’t shine and a severed pecker is making its way to La Cinq Magnifique’s doorstep.
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