BAD IDEA Claims To Have Invented ‘Perfect Donut’ — Launches BAD IDEA Donuts

BAD IDEA, who garnered universal praise and literally no negative opinions last year, is not content to have simply perfected comics. Something even their haters, which they have none, agree they did.

Despite claiming to have launched their last comic – a baffling move they called ‘BAD IDEA is over’ – they have seemingly not stopped working, albeit in a non-comics related field. Today, BAD IDEA announced that, after “tremendous hard work and great sacrifice”, their “crack team of food science adjacent personnel working at BAD IDEA Labs” have perfected a staple of the American confectionary diet. BAD IDEA has created the ‘Perfect Donut’. And, in their words, “have attained a previously thought impossible taste to mass ratio. Twice the taste per bite of any previously known donut. It literally tastes like you’re eating two donuts at the same time.”

BAD IDEA further claims to have received stunning praise for its donut from globally renowned news outlets, food critics and celebrity chefs, among others, though they provide no proof and we can’t find any evidence that any of them have ever heard of BAD IDEA let alone reviewed their new donut. They also claim to have received the much sought after and venerated 3-star Michelle Lin certification despite it not actually working that way (restaurants receive the stars, not individual dishes). As such, we are providing the list of accolades below only after careful consultation with our legal team who plan to cite today’s date as a defense at the slightest hint of trouble.

For those interested in experiencing BAD IDEA’s ‘Perfect Donut’ for themselves, BAD IDEA will be appearing next weekend, April 8th and 9th, at SC Comic Con with a special BAD IDEA Donuts pop-up. BAD IDEA’s ‘Perfect Donut’ will be available while supplies last, is strictly limited to one-per-customer, comes in a high-end, luxury gift box and is accompanied by an exclusive comic book – BAD IDEA DONUTS PRESENTS: BUNSEN BEAVER AND HIS PAL TREE – featuring two brand-new stories by Robert Venditti, Juan José Ryp, Rich Koslowski, David Lapham, and introducing Disney Animation superstar Corey Wolfe to the world of comics.

When pressed for more on the exclusive comic BAD IDEA provided the following statement, “Don’t worry about that. Focus on the donut, not the hole.”

Disclaimer
Despite being written in the third person this is in fact a message directly from, and written by, the employees of BAD IDEA. As such, any credibility derived from the third person perspective is purely coincidental.