ARDVARK VANAHEIM COMICS NOVEMBER 2023 SOLICITATIONS

CIH PRESENTS SPORE BATVARK ONE SHOT SGN ED
SEP231325
(W) Dave Sim (A) Gustave Dore (A/CA) Dave Sim, David Birdsong
SPECIAL SIGNED AND NUMBERED BY DAVE SIM EDITION! BAGGED AND BOARDED!
The SPORE BATVARK movie is coming! The first ever Summer Mega-Blockbuster to feature Trigger Warnings. It stars OPTIMUS TESLA ROBOT and MONTHLY PFIZER BOOSTER SHOT (to make up for post-COVID revenue shortfalls, the Major Infernal Hollywood studios are selling naming rights to their top lead actors) and it’s debuting at the SAN DIEGO INFERNAL COMIC CON at 3 a.m. You won’t want to miss the Q&A when Michael R. of Easton, Pennsylvania asks “WHY do OPTIMUS TESLA ROBOT and MONTHLY PFIZER BOOSTER SHOT both sound like Darth Vader?TM and “WHY are online Twitter bots and unaccompanied online avatars just CRAZY for the Darth Vader voice?” Six of the top 16 reasons are featured!
In Shops: Nov 29, 2023
SRP: $15.00

 

CIH PRESENTS SPORE BATVARK ONE SHOT
SEP231324
(W) Dave Sim (A) Gustave Dore (A/CA) Dave Sim, David Birdsong
The Spore Batvark movie is coming! The first ever Summer Mega-Blockbuster to feature Trigger Warnings. It stars Optimus Tesla Robot and Monthly Pfizer Booster Shot (to make up for post-COVID revenue shortfalls, the Major Infernal Hollywood studios are selling naming rights to their top lead actors) and it’s debuting at the San Diego Infernal Comic Con at 3 a.m. You won’t want to miss the Q&A when Michael R. of Easton, Pennsylvania asks “Why do Optimus Tesla Robot and Monthly Pfizer Booster Shot both sound like Darth Vader?” and “Why are online Twitter bots and unaccompanied online avatars just crazy for the Darth Vader voice?” Six of the top 16 reasons are featured!
In Shops: Nov 29, 2023
SRP: $4.00

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